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	Two and a Half Men
	Dva a půl chlapa

Začiatok vysielania: 2003

Charlie je bohatý starý mládenec s domem na pláži, který s lehkostí dostane každou ženu. Jeho spokojený život v Malibu je ale narušen, když se k němu nastěhuje jeho bratr Alan, který se právě rozvádí. Alan navíc není sám - má osmiletého syna Jakea. A ten dá Charliemu teprve zabrat...

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Séria 1

#1	Pilot (Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal)
#2	Big Flappy Bastards
#3	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
#4	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
#5	The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump
#6	Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
#7	If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
#8	Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snootful
#9	Phase One, Complete
#10	Merry Thanksgiving
#11	Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
#12	Camel Filters + Pheromones
#13	Sarah Like Puny Alan
#14	I Can't Afford Hyenas
#15	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
#16	That Was Saliva, Alan
#17	Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
#18	An Old Flame With a New Wick
#19	I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
#20	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
#21	No Sniffing, No Wowing
#22	My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
#23	Just Like Buffalo
#24	Can You Feel My Finger?

Séria 2

#1	Back Off, Mary Poppins
#2	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
#3	A Bag Full of Jawea
#4	Go Get Mommy's Bra
#5	Bad News from the Clinic?
#6	The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
#7	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
#8	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
#9	Yes, Monsignor
#10	The Salmon Under My Sweater
#11	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
#12	A Lungful of Alan
#13	Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
#14	Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
#15	Smell the Umbrella Stand
#16	Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
#17	Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
#18	It Was 'Mame', Mom
#19	A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
#20	I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
#21	A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
#22	That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
#23	Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
#24	Does This Smell Funny to You?

Séria 3

#1	Weekend In Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
#2	Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
#3	Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
#4	Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
#5	We Called It Mr. Pinky
#6	Hi, Mr. Horned One
#7	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
#8	That Voodoo That I Do Do
#9	Madame and Her Special Friend
#10	Something Salted and Twisted
#11	Santa's Village of the Damned
#12	That Special Tug
#13	Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
#14	Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
#15	My Tongue is Meat
#16	Ergo, the Booty Call
#17	The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
#18	The Spit-Covered Cobbler
#19	Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
#20	Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
#21	And the Plot Moistens
#22	Just Once With Aunt Sophie
#23	Arguments for the Quickie
#24	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Séria 4

#1	Working for Caligula
#2	Who's Vod Kanockers?
#3	The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
#4	A Pot Smoking Monkey
#5	A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
#6	Apologies for the Frivolity
#7	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
#8	Release the Dogs
#9	Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
#10	Kissing Abe Lincoln
#11	Walnuts and Demerol
#12	Castrating Sheep in Montana
#13	Don't Worry, Speed Racer
#14	That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
#15	My Damn Stalker
#16	Young People Have Phlegm Too
#17	I Merely Slept with a Commie
#18	It Never Rains in Hooterville
#19	Smooth as a Ken Doll
#20	Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
#21	Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
#22	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
#23	Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin
#24	Prostitutes and Gelato

Séria 5

#1	Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
#2	Media Room Slash Dungeon
#3	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
#4	City of Great Racks
#5	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
#6	Help Daddy Find His Toenail
#7	The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
#8	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
#9	Tight's Good
#10	Kinda Like Necrophilia
#11	Meander to Your Dander
#12	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
#13	The Soil Is Moist
#14	Winky-Dink Time
#15	Rough Night In Hump Junction
#16	Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
#17	Fish in a Drawer
#18	If My Hole Could Talk
#19	Waiting for the Right Snapper

Séria 6

#1	Taterhead Is Our Love Child
#2	Pie Hole, Herb
#3	Damn You, Eggs Benedict
#4	The Flavin' and the Mavin'
#5	A Jock Strap in Hell
#6	It's Always Nazi Week
#7	Best H.O. Money Can Buy
#8	Pinocchio's Mouth
#9	The Mooch at the Boo
#10	He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
#11	The Devil's Lube
#12	Thank God for Scoliosis
#13	I Think You Offended Don
#14	David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
#15	I'd Like to Start with the Cat
#16	She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
#17	The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
#18	My Son's Enormous Head
#19	The Two Finger Rule
#20	Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
#21	Above Exalted Cyclops
#22	Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
#23	Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
#24	Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Séria 7

#1	818-JKLPUZO
#2	Whipped Unto the Third Generation
#3	Mmm, Fish. Yum.
#4	Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
#5	For the Sake of the Child
#6	Give Me Your Thumb
#7	Untainted By Filth
#8	Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
#9	Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
#10	That's Why They Call It Ball Room
#11	Warning, It's Dirty
#12	Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
#13	Yay, No Polyps!
#14	Crude and Uncalled For
#15	Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
#16	Tinkle Like a Princess
#17	I Found Your Moustache
#18	Ixnay on the Oggie Day
#19	Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
#20	I Called Him Magoo
#21	Gumby with a Pokey
#22	This Is Not Gonna End Well

Séria 8

#1	Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
#2	A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
#3	A Pudding-Filled Cactus
#4	Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
#5	The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
#6	Twanging Your Magic Clanger
#7	The Crazy Bitch Gazette
#8	Springtime on a Stick
#9	A Good Time in Central Africa
#10	Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
#11	Dead from the Waist Down
#12	Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
#13	Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
#14	Lookin' for Japanese Subs
#15	Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
#16	That Darn Priest

Séria 9

#1	Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
#2	People Who Love Peepholes
#3	Big Girls Don't Throw Food
#4	Nine Magic Fingers
#5	A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
#6	The Squat and the Hover
#7	Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
#8	Thank You for the Intercourse
#9	Frodo's Headshots
#10	A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
#11	What a Lovely Landing Strip
#12	One False Move, Zimbabwe!
#13	Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
#14	A Possum On Chemo
#15	The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
#16	Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
#17	Not in My Mouth!
#18	The War Against Gingivitis
#19	Palmdale, Ech
#20	Grandma's Pie
#21	Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
#22	Why We Gave Up Women
#23	The Straw in My Donut Hole
#24	Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Séria 10

#1	I Changed My Mind About the Milk
#2	A Big Bag of Dog
#3	Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
#4	You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
#5	That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
#6	Ferrets, Attack
#7	Avoid the Chinese Mustard
#8	Something My Gynecologist Said
#9	I Scream When I Pee
#10	One Nut Johnson
#11	Give Santa a Tail-Hole
#12	Welcome to Alancrest
#13	Grab a Feather and Get in Line
#14	Run, Steven Staven! Run!
#15	Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
#16	Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
#17	Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
#18	The 9:04 from Pemberton
#19	Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
#20	Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
#21	Another Night with Neil Diamond
#22	My Bodacious Vidalia
#23	Cows, Prepare to be Tipped

Séria 11

#1	Nangnangnangnang
#2	I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
#3	This Unblessed Biscuit
#4	Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
#5	Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
#6	Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
#7	Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
#8	Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
#9	Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
#10	On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
#11	Tazed In the Lady Nuts
#12	Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
#13	Bite Me, Supreme Court
#14	Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe
#15	Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
#16	How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
#17	Welcome Home, Jake
#18	West Side Story
#19	Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
#20	Lotta Delis In Little Armenia
#21	Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot
#22	Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Séria 12

#1	The Ol' Mexican Spinach
#2	A Chic Bar in Ibiza
#3	Glamping in a Yurt
#4	Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
#5	Oontz, Oontz, Oontz
#6	Alan Shot a Little Girl
#7	Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
#8	Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
#9	Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
#10	Here I Come, Pants!
#11	For Whom the Booty Calls
#12	A Beer Battered Rip-Off
#13	Boompa Loved His Hookers
#14	Don’t Give a Monkey a Gun
#15	Of Course He’s Dead